This is so intriguing
It looks so much more violent when you slow it down!!! My foot is tingling now, I feel like it remembers the pain now
Do you think Ellen has a bumper sticker that says “My other ride is a Portia”
if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23
I don’t understand how anyone could look at me and think I’m attractive
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
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my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him