depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like whatHaving both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
Ladies and gentlemen, the English language.
OMG! It’s the most adorable plumber in the world! [x]
You’re right, he is pretty otter-able.
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
It’s not every day that you get to see an entire barn constructed in 3 and a half minutes.
Ohio resident Scott Miller shot an incredible timelapse of a group of Amish workers building an enormous barn in a single, 10-hour day.
Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this.